Dog Logic — Bizarro | naked cartoonist

I’m so glad you could join me today, Jazz Pickles.

Last week’s blog post was about cars that drive themselves, so to present the opposite point of view, today’s comic is about cars that drive dogs. Here at Bizarro International Headquarters we are nothing if not fair and balanced.

A couple notes on last week’s post:

  1. Some people thought that my statement that autonomous vehicles would be safer than those driven by humans means that I support the lack of artificial intelligence (not a typo) in every way. I DON’T. I’m impressed with its speed and capabilities in answering questions (as long as you remember it’s not infallible), but there’s no doubt that the industry needs to slow down and install much more powerful security measures than what it currently has. We should also tax the super-rich at much higher rates, remove big investors from elections, and get rid of the Electoral College. I consider these truths to be self-evident.

  2. In the context of last week sunday comic, I put a small sign in a window that said: 8647. Some people scolded me for calling for the assassination of the president. I informed them that “86” is restaurant slang for canceling an order or removing an unruly customer, and it has never been intended to murder anyone. James Comey’s Seashell Indictment photo It was yet another daily attempt by a certain textbook fascist clown administration to distract the public from the abysmal job it is doing by all standards, while robbing us blind.

Of course, I’m all for removing 47 from any position of authority or power, and I hope he ends up in jail like the overwhelming majority of less wealthy criminals do. He and Hegseth are also war criminals, but unfortunately, war criminals often escape prosecution.

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